Description

Ah, Chicago. The Windy City. Known for deep-dish pizza, the Cubs, and—let’s face it—a storied history of allowing even the dearly departed to cast a ballot or two. Well, if you’re keen to prevent your own name from making a spectral appearance on a voter roll, have we got the shirt for you! Say hello to the “Don’t Let Me Vote Democrat When I Die” tee, perfect for conservatives who want to take a stand, or rather, lie in peace without meddling in earthly elections!

This shirt is basically your political will in cotton form, a hilarious safeguard to ensure you won’t be posthumously recruited into the ranks of Windy City Democrats. Because let’s face it, the only thing you should be doing in the afterlife is enjoying eternal bliss—not registering as a new voter in Cook County.

As for quality, this tee is constructed from fabric so long-lasting, it might just outlive the legend of Chicago’s incorruptible voting process. We’re talking premium material that’s durable enough to withstand hot debates, fiery elections, and even the chill of an ethereal plane!

So whether you’re attending a live (not dead!) political rally or hosting a séance to remind your ancestors to stay away from the polls, this shirt is a laugh-out-loud addition to your wardrobe. Order yours today, and let’s keep the afterlife free from electoral shenanigans! 👻👕🇺🇸

Shirt Specs:

• 5.5 oz./yd² (US) 9.2 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester, 20 singles
• Heather Sport colors are 65/35 polyester/cotton
• DryBlend’s moisture-wicking fabric delivers both comfort and coolness.
• Classic fit
• Classic width, rib collar
• Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Tear away label
• Proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol
• Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes