Description

Blast from the past alert! Presenting the “Gray Pride” tee – for those who remember when milk was delivered to your doorstep, rotary phones were the rage, and kids played outside instead of on iPads! Our shirt proclaims: “We’re old, we’re tired, get off our lawn.” Because sometimes, the struggle isn’t political—it’s just trying to read small print without your bifocals!

Crafted with love (and a splash of nostalgia), this tee is reminiscent of the days when things were made to last—just like that 30-year-old mixer still whipping up a storm in your kitchen. Its quality ensures it’ll endure wash after wash, much like your love for classic radio shows and that trusty old recliner.

So, whether you’re rolling up in your vintage ride, brandishing a walking cane like a knight with his sword, or just shaking your fist at youngsters zooming past, this shirt will have you wearing your age with pride and humor.

Ditch the cardigans and don those orthopedic shoes because it’s time to show the world: Old is gold, gray is proud, and our lawns? Off-limits! Quality threads for quality elders; that’s our pledge! 👵👴👕🚫🌱

Shirt Specs:

• 5.5 oz./yd² (US) 9.2 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester, 20 singles
• Heather Sport colors are 65/35 polyester/cotton
• DryBlend’s moisture-wicking fabric delivers both comfort and coolness.
• Classic fit
• Classic width, rib collar
• Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Tear away label
• Proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol
• Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes