Description

Ah, the small-town life. Where the only police chase you’ll see is Sheriff Johnson running after some kids who tipped a cow, and the “most wanted” list usually features someone who borrowed a lawnmower and never gave it back. That’s the sentiment behind our “Try That in a Small Town” shirt. This isn’t just an American flag slapped on a tee; it’s a star-spangled dare! Go ahead, try your big-city shenanigans here, where even the raccoons obey the law.

Decked out with Old Glory herself, this shirt’s message is clear: “Small towns don’t put up with crime, but we do put up with Mrs. Johnson’s endless church bake sales.” It’s the perfect blend of patriotism, community spirit, and a pinch of ‘don’t tread on me’ thrown in for good measure.

But what about quality, you ask? Well, this shirt is woven from a fabric so dependable it could be a small-town sheriff. No cut corners, no compromises—just like the unwavering moral compass of rural America.

Whether you’re the small-town hero who sorts their recycling or the city dweller who needs a culture check, this shirt will make you the talk of the town—after the church gossip, of course. So go ahead, grab yours and let the world know that some places still value law, order, and a darn good potluck! 🇺🇸👕👮‍♂️

Shirt Specs:

• 5.5 oz./yd² (US) 9.2 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester, 20 singles
• Heather Sport colors are 65/35 polyester/cotton
• DryBlend’s moisture-wicking fabric delivers both comfort and coolness.
• Classic fit
• Classic width, rib collar
• Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Tear away label
• Proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol
• Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes